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Let's take it from the top: Share Joy! What does this even mean? Am I supposed to share that with my kids? Doesn't that send like, a totally capitalist message or something? Now they repeat it to anyone who will listen. This counts, right? Win a Child's Bicycle: This is literally the only thing that makes sense on this entire cover. Works like a charm every time!
Awaken Joy: Raise Happy Children! Like what do I do to "awaken" it? Just me? OK, well, maybe I'm built like a Barbie in my nether regions, but this shit is not logistically possible for me. What we're supposed to do: The X-Files dry hump! Watch the X-Filesdry hump, and then have sex — sorry, in the terminology of the poet E. James, "swiftly he fills me. What we do: Duh, we turn on the best X-Files episode! OMG, it's so good. In fact, it's so good that when we try to dry hump, I push my husband out of the way so I can see Scully in her dope parka.
We decide it's not gonna work if it's an episode we actually want to watch, so we turn on one of the new ones, and we dry hump just to avoid watching it. The dry humping is actually kinda fun, but I'm not sure if it's only because we've been wet humping sorry for like, 52 hours straight. Then, my husband takes off his pants to make sure his dick hasn't fallen off, and it's thankfully still there, and so we have sex and immediately fall asleep for seven days.
JK, I wish! We gotta do more of this shit tomorrow! Pray for our souls! What we're supposed to do: Ana gives Christian a haircut, he gets water on her t-shirt so it's like a wet t-shirt contest but just for two people, then gives her a nipple only-orgasm!?!? Then she goes down on him. I don't even know. What we do: Dude, I just gave him a haircut. Fuck this. I'm not going to pretend that a nipple only-orgasm is even remotely possible for me, and I'm certainly not going down on my husband in the same place we take shits.
Anyway, I have to say, my hair cut skills are not great and now my husband looks like the No Country for Old Men guy. So, Sunday started with some tears and also some outrage. This post might be my final will and testament. And what a way to go! What we're supposed to do: More "punishment" sex!
Ugh, this time it's because Ana "went out to drinks with a friend. Not good. Anyway, she's tied to Im Ready To Shit - Various - Goodbye sort of cross-like structure with her hands bound. He uses a wand-style Hitachi Magic Wand 4 lyfe! It's actually pretty sad in the book and she has to use the safe word to stop and if I think about it too much, I may just pick up the phone to call the authorities on a fictional couple.
What we do: I mean, at its heart, this is just my husband getting me off with the greatest gift of the goddesses — the Hitachi Magic Wand. I don't have a child, but I can't imagine loving anything more than that blessed orgasm machine. I tell my husband to chop, chop with creepily tying me up at the stake bed and blindfolding me, so he can get me off.
He does and it's good. It's very good. I'm flying high and loving it. Can I meet the inventor of this thing and give her a big fat kiss on the lips and Im Ready To Shit - Various - Goodbye her for her service? What we're supposed to do: Ana wakes Christian up from a nightmare and they have sex.
Then he gives her oral while she's sitting up on the side of the bed and he's kneeling on the floor, and then they have sex again. I'm so tired. What we do: This isn't a nightmare, but rather our scary, scary actual lives, from which I don't have the option of waking Cruel World (Cassette) husband up. Nevertheless, she persisted! Side note: It's Sunday at p. I climb on top of my husband and say, "Let's get this over with," and he says, "I've never been more turned on," and I'm all, "Really?!
Are you kidding me? Then, the interesting part, I have to sit on the edge of the bed with my husband kneeling between my legs and giving me oral sex.
Now, normally oral sex is the best — as I've said before, if you look up happiness in the dictionary, it is just my boyfriend going down on me as Joshua Jackson feeds me chocolate bonbons and I give the camera a thumbs-up.
However, it proves difficult to get the correct angle with me hanging off the side of the bed and my husband on his knees on the ground. We end up using some pillows under my lower back and moving a dresser so that I could put my feet on it and lift myself up, while Im Ready To Shit - Various - Goodbye hovered between my legs and chowed down.
Well I'm pissed, and guess what I'm listening to Greatest Album Ever? Boinger said:. Spoiler obviously joking. Definitely maybe by oasis? Just got to "Momma did it need to be so high"? Last edited: Feb 24, Sound like your having a great night.
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